February 2012
frostitution:
neneleakesweave:
tom cruise can frick me
twerkuoise replied to your post: y r u so sexy nd free is is because #yolo? Also 67,74 cause you are a faggggg luv raychul
Fuck I think I meant 67,72 lolololooool
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
oh my god i don’t even know
moans, that’s it
and your occasional “oh my god” is nice too
omg i hate myself, whatever #yolo
Anonymous asked: y r u so sexy nd free is is because #yolo? Also 67,74 cause you are a faggggg luv raychul
whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop
don’t ever fucking call a bipoar person bipolar as an insult
are you stupid?
twerkuoise replied to your post: 33-41
U r a slut betch xxXXxxxxXxxxXx
omg
Anonymous asked: 33-41
someone ask me more questions
im dyin ova here iansmfioamsf
justkeepbreathingmydear asked: 46 <3
justkeepbreathingmydear:
ask me some questions or don’t
fuckwithmeonsomebullshit:
teenage-cream:
xassholeattakx:
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10....
so sick of my asshole friends
honestly i used to love how everyone was so mean to each other, but now it’s getting on my last nerve.
maybe that’s the real reason i haven’t been with them as much.
I need to relapse.
it’s not even fucking worth it though.
suck my dick!
– quirky, unique, cute and hilarious girls :P (via shorturl)
pales:
watching people try their absolute fucking hardest to be “interesting” is funny and pathetic at the same time.
me: hi mu-
mum: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU'RE SO SELFISH AND LAZY YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HELP AROUND THE HOUSE DON'T YOU KNOW THERE ARE AFRICAN CHILDREN OUT THERE SUFFERING AND YOU WON'T EVEN DO SMALL CHORES YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER IT'S TAKEN OVER YOUR LIFE
emotionally drained.
The First Page
dontfallasleep-youmaynotwakeup:
Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favourite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He...
The scariest fucking feeling in the world
if youve had a bird you know what im talking about
when in the middle of the night it starts flapping its wings so violently till they bleed and you wake up and you cant make the fucker stop and you think that it saw someone in your house and you think you’ll probably die any second but its actually cause the bird is crazy
man fuck birds.
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
staysexxxy:
pussy pussy pussy marijuana.
am i allowed to take nyquil when im drunk
whatever idc