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dontfallasleep-youmaynotwakeup:

Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favourite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of $150. However, he warned the boy, never to read the front page.

Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered, what could be on that front page, it was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book, and dropped the book in HORROR. There, in bold print, was “Price: $6.99”.

Posted: Sun February 26th, 2012 at 11:26pm
Originally posted by dontfallasleep-youmaynotwakeup.

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    oh my god i can’t even ashdasjhdasf
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    What the hell is this? Is there something hidden in there? Because that just plain old doesn’t make any sense.
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    sleep tonight I’m so scared
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